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The Tuxedo (2002) August 23, 2008

Posted by Cal in : Comedy, Action, 2000s films , 10 comments

Director: Kevin Donovan  Main Cast: Jackie Chan; Jennifer Love Hewitt; Richie Coster; Jason Isaacs  Territory: USA

A bottled water organisation stumbles onto the idea of holding the world to ransom by producing water that dehydrates the drinker.  Super smooth agent Clark Devlin (Isaacs) is about to step up to the task of halting the operation when he is severely injured in an assassination attempt witnessed by his chauffer Jimmy Tong (Chan).  Tong, collecting effects from Devlin’s house, tries his favourite evening attire on for size, only to find the tuxedo bestows fantastic powers on the wearer.  Assuming Devlin’s identity, he meets with Devlin’s contact Del Blaine (Love Hewitt) and together they fight to stop the bio-terrorists.

There’s a definite sense of “come back Brett Ratner, all is forgiven” about The Tuxedo, a half-baked attempt at a comedy thriller.  Chan was thrilled to work for Spielberg’s DreamWorks studio, but the reality is there are not many positives to be taken from the experience.  The tone of the film is set right from the opening shot of a deer urinating into a river – a shot that has no point to it other than to be totally pointless. 

The Tuxedo 

Some Chan fans were concerned that Jackie’s family-friendly persona would be damaged by him wearing a “Hooters” sweatshirt and his references to a “wet dream” seem out of place coming from his lips.  It’s possible he didn’t understand what he was being asked to do as, like in Rush Hour 3, one out-take has him delivering a risqué line, saying bemusedly afterwards: “must be terrible ‘cos everyone’s smiling”.  It’s also surprising how bad his English is in this film.  I’m guessing his voice-coach wasn’t up to the job, as Jackie is pretty unintelligible sometimes (although that could just be the scripting) and I’d consider myself quite familiar with his English speaking voice.

For a sidekick, he gets Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Now, I must admit I’ve not seen her in anything before and I know next to nothing about her, but I’ve been told her breasts are a pretty big deal, a fact that’s reinforced by several nudge-nudge references throughout the whole movie.  Maybe I’m missing the joke - I know this is a PG rated film and I don’t wish to be crude, but I couldn’t see what all the fuss was about.  Worse, she fails to generate any chemistry where Chan’s concerned, and I wondered that perhaps they didn’t get on behind the scenes.  However, the out-takes show she seemed to have had the time of her life with Chan, hardly able to keep a straight face for more than a few seconds at a time.

Admittedly, this scene is quite funny, 

The story attempts to be a kind of James Bond-esque romp (Jackie even utters the line: “the name’s Tong – James Tong” at one point), but ends up being flat.  The storyline about a kind of water that dehydrates as it is being drunk could have come out of a Moore-era Bond tale for sure, and Peter Stormare hams it up as the mad doctor Sims.  But the execution of all aspects of the film lets it down.  For instance, Tong is told by his new employer not to touch his tuxedo, and Tong seems to be the kind of guy who’ll keep his word (plus there’s a budding mutual respect growing between them).  Upon his hospitalisation, Tong goes back to Devlin’s place and immediately tries the damn thing on – no explanation, nothing.  While seeing him flail about destroying Devlin’s priceless collection of objet d’art is the highest point of the movie, the fact that he put the tuxedo on in the first place still mystifies me.  As well as a totally pointless cameo by James Brown.

With Jackie getting on in years, I suppose we should be thankful if we get a shot of him even tying his shoelaces without using wires or CGI, but there really isn’t a lot here to impress.  Apparently, Brad Allen was in amongst the stunt crew, but if he appears on screen, I missed him.  Which just goes to show what a wasted opportunity this film was.  Avoid.

The Medallion (2003) August 20, 2008

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Director: Gordon Chan  Main Cast: Jackie Chan; Lee Evans; Claire Forlani; Julian Sands Territory: Hong Kong 

The unholy trinity of star Jackie Chan, director Gordon Chan and action director Sammo Hung return from their less than stellar outing with Thunderbolt for this action comedy with a supernatural flavour.

The plot is extremely simple and highly derivative – I’ll just throw the words “chosen one”, “innocent child” and “bestows immortality”, and you can probably join the dots yourself.  In this one, Jackie dies about halfway through and is resurrected as a kind of supernatural superman, battling evil in the form of Snakehead (Sands) and his lackeys (which include a dubbed Anthony Wong).

The audience can breath one huge sigh of relief on one front with this film – the acting here is actually quite passable, with only a couple of wooden moments from henchmen spoiling the show.  The largely British cast do a thoroughly decent show, and the addition of John Rhys-Davies lends the production an air of class it probably doesn’t deserve.  The film is mostly in English (a few lines here and there are dubbed, but reasonably unobtrusively) and this makes the film an even greater achievement.

Look, some funny cats I found on the internet - they want cheeseburgers, I think... 

However, there are some problems.  Lee Evans is a funny comedian, and a fairly decent actor, but his character here is completely all over the place.  He heads a crack team of Interpol agents trying to bring Snakehead to justice, and his character switches from hard-arsed professional who takes no crap to bumbling British idiot in a matter of seconds – and usually right back again.  The character is sometimes so confusing to watch that you hope the old “identical twin” ploy will reveal that there in fact two Lee Evanses.  Jackie has a sidekick in the form of Claire Forlani, who gets to show what she’s got to good effect, and thankfully doesn’t let the side down, acting-wise. 

The script (which boasts no less than five writers – including Bey Logan) is also a little scatterbrained, and the humour is entirely hit-and-miss.  One routine between Evans and Chan has their characters arguing in front of an office full of people.  The horribly contrived innuendo-laden dialogue makes the pair appear like a gay couple having a tiff to the onlookers, and the gag is pushed to breaking point…and beyond.  The best line in the film is delivered later on by Chan when looking down at his recently deceased mortal body.  He is resurrected, immortal, and disbelieves it’s his body on the slab, saying to Evans: “my nose isn’t that big!”

I have a sneaking suspicion that this film was originally quite a bit longer than the 80-odd minutes we’re given here.  Evans’s wife, played by Christy Chung, gets almost nothing to do until, with no explanation, she reveals a kick-ass side to her and a knowledge of Evans’s secret life as an Interpol agent.  However, seeing her go into barefoot action mode is quite pleasing, so I’m not complaining too much.

Some New Zealand bloke just phoned me.  He wants me to play a DWARF!  Fool! 

The action scenes are split into two styles, with the early scenes supposed to be more realistic while the latter half is more fantastic and stylised.  This doesn’t come off too well, however, as the choreography uses wires quite extensively even when Jackie is still a mere mortal.  Unlike a lot of people, I didn’t find the film’s use of CGI too intrusive and I thought some of the effects were quite good.  Another popular criticism of the film is Jackie’s reliance on wires, which is sadly a reality we must all face these days.  The super-Jackie action scenes are typical of the kind we’re used to these days and are not particularly good or bad, but you can see why Chan fans are crying into their hands at the sight of so many wire-assisted moves.

Although the story isn’t up to scratch (these chosen ones are everywhere these days, aren’t they?), and Sands’ well spoken but predictable villain won’t stay long in the memory, I found The Medallion quite enjoyable this time around.  It helps to have low expectations these days when it comes to Jackie Chan movies, and if you go in with the right attitude, it’s entirely possibly you’ll enjoy the experience.  The end credit out-takes, which come all too quickly, are indicative of Chan’s move away from “real” action as most of them are dialogue fluffs.  The best are those between Forlani and Chan, when she gives him a (genuine) slap across the face and then promptly loses her nerve at having hit the star.  Chan, ever the good-natured gent, laughs as he chides: “I got hit for nothing!”

The pairing of Chan and Evans is an inspired one, even if it doesn’t turn out the way I imagine it was intended.  I still think they could pull off a great double act, but I doubt we’ll see them together on-screen again.  Which is a genuine shame.

The Transporter (2002) July 30, 2008

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Director: Corey Yuen Kwai  Main Cast: Jason Statham; Shu Qi; François Berléand  Territory: France/USA 

Jason Statham stars as Frank Martin, an ex-military hardcase now taking on highly paid jobs transporting illegal goods from one place to another.  On one assignment, he breaks one of his own rules to “never open a package”, revealing Lai – a beautiful immigrant woman who quickly becomes attached to Frank when his contact fails to assassinate him after the job.  Frank takes revenge on his former employer, and finds out that Lai isn’t exactly what she appears to be.

You’ve got to applaud the truly international nature of The Transporter: a French/American production with an English lead, a Taiwanese supporting actress and a Chinese director.  Yuen Kwai is not an obvious choice to direct a film outside his native Hong Kong, and his patchy track record shows in this effort.  For example, there are numerous silly continuity errors throughout the film that sometimes makes this production seem very amateurish indeed.

Statham, you fool!  He's a Frenchman, not one of 'zee Germans'! 

A de-cockneyed Jason Statham (who talks in neutral tones throughout) tries hard to be an action hero, but no amount of quick editing can hide the fact that he has limited skill in the area.  Nevertheless, acting-wise, he gives a decent performance given that he’s asked to deliver some extremely questionable dialogue.  And who really expects him to be the next Jackie Chan anyway?  Alongside him is the lovely Shu Qi, in her first role outside Asia.  From what I remember, she couldn’t actually speak English at all at this point in her life, but you wouldn’t know it as she’s pretty intelligible most of the time.

The Transporter is one of those films whose component parts are pretty bad but ends up being quite enjoyable anyway.  The plot is highly suspect at every level and as mentioned above, the action is not exactly top-notch.  One thing about this does feel like a Hong Kong film, though: the product placement.  This film is quite obviously sponsored by Tiger beer as the stuff’s all over the place.  What’s more, the film’s soundtrack is poor, and the ending song feels strangely retro, as if it came from an 80’s action movie. 

Beer.  Beautiful girl.  Beer.  Beautiful girl.  Which one would YOU rescue? 

But the French locations help in some way, and the film is beautifully filmed.  It also helps that the film is barely 90 minutes long and hardly lets up in that time.  This is one where you definitely must disengage the brain before watching, and you might end up enjoying it. 

Fatal Contact (2006) July 26, 2008

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Director: Dennis Law  Main Cast: Wu Jing; Miki Yeung; Ronald Cheng; Eddie Cheung  Territory: Hong Kong

“I want to…be the next Jet Li” says Kong (Wu Jing) with a smile in this Dennis Law directed actioner.  It’s an obvious nod to Wu Jing’s growing popularity and physical similarity to the Jetster.  However, Wu Jing should learn from Li’s mistakes and be very careful about the projects he chooses to take on.

That’s not to say Fatal Contact is a poor film; it is, however, a very mixed bag.  Wu plays a travelling circus performer with his eye on young Tin (Miki Yeung) and gets caught up in the shady world of illegal boxing.  Actually, he gets persuaded into it by Tin, who along with trainer/friend/scrounger Captain (Ronald Cheng) hones the fighter into a fantastic fighting machine.

this scene is reminiscent of Jackie Chan at his peak. 

When Wu dismantles his first opponent in a few seconds, you know things are going to be good.  Sure enough, the action scenes throughout the entire movie are brilliantly executed, and for once Wu takes centre stage and is not some seething psychotic villain.  Not since the 80s has there been such a spectacle as Wu Jing, and the showcase he puts on in Fatal Contact is as good, if not better, than anything else he’s done in the past.  A frantic fight in an underpass at night is shot in a style similar to that of Jackie Chan at his peak and will further endear him to the heart of action film fans worldwide.

However, the glue holding the action scenes together isn’t quite so strong.  Ronald Cheng is great as the tight but friendly Captain, and the sight of Ken Lo as a kind of sci-fi pimp will raise a few smiles, I’m sure.  There has been some attempt to add depth to the script, but there’s only so much you can do with the concept of a fighter moving from fight to increasingly difficult fight, and most of it disappoints. 

His girlfriend is another source of concern.  She actually persuades Kong to start fighting for money and eggs him on to take greater and greater risks, which is a complete turnaround from the archetype.  While this could be seen as refreshing, in the end it just seems strange.  She comes across as a cynical manipulative bitch, even giving a former friend who has fallen upon hard times some tips on how to be a better prostitute.  Without giving anything away, this point is addressed, but we as the audience are obviously supposed to get behind her as the unwavering girlfriend of the hero and this just doesn’t feel right from the very start.

Despite his obvious and undeniable skills, Wu Jing is middling as a leading man.  It’s not that he’s bad at acting (he’s not), it’s just that he doesn’t yet have much of a screen persona to exploit the way, say, Jackie Chan did with his clowning underdog.  Maybe this will develop in time, but in the meantime his scenes of a less active nature are quite forgettable.

Now you're just showing off!  This flip is phenominal 

Despite the rather long running time, this movie flies by, which is always a good sign.  But the film winds up with a very unconvincing climax that feels like Law ran out of time.  As it stands, the ending of Fatal Contact is the most disappointing I’ve seen in an action movie for a very long time.

Still, the fight scenes are fantastic, and for many that will be good enough.  Personally, I hoped for something a little bit more substantial.  Maybe next time…

Lam Suet-o-meter: Low.  But he’s right there at the start, almost in the first frame!  Mr Lam plays Soo, part of the gang running the illegal boxing racket.  Although the second person to deliver a line in the film, he only pops up sporadically.  Best moment: he does the old dig-and-sniff ear to nose manoeuvre when he thinks no one’s watching:

Lam Suet.  I'm trying to get the top result on Google search for Lam Suet, and I'm not going to quit until I do.  Lam Suet, Lam Suet, Lam Suet!

The Avenging Fist (2001) July 23, 2008

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Director: Andrew Lau; Corey Yuen  Kwai  Main Cast: Wang Lee-Hom; Stephen Fung Tak-Lun; Kristy Yeung; Sammo Hung; Yuen Biao  Territory: Hong Kong  Production Company: Sil Metropole Organisation

The initial hype on Avenging Fist was extremely positive: if you were interested in Hong Kong action movies, this was going to be the biggie.  Then, the Tekken license was lost and a few rumours started to break through: this isn’t going to be too good after all.

'I'm keeping this one...' 

It turns out that Avenging Fist went from being the Holy Grail of Hong Kong movies to being a complete also-ran.  Having now, after owning it on DVD for close to a decade, finally watched it, I can see why it fell flat on its face: despite the great special effects, the film itself is incredibly vacuous.  The first impression reaction I had when the movie opened was: “uh-oh, someone’s been watching The Fifth Element”.  While some leeway has got to be given to the makers for at least attempting science fiction (a subject quite alien to the territory), the result is still a hodgepodge of dire warnings on the future, a hackneyed “love is stronger than hate” message and wild speculations on how technology is going to be so much different from how we know it now.  Sadly, the film’s entire premise is based on the enduring urban myth that we only use 10% of our brain.  The remaining 90% of our brain’s capacity, the film tells us, can be unlocked with the help of a Power Glove and can give us fantastic super powers.

Kong (Wang Lee-Hom) is a troubled young man who wants to buy a black market Power Glove and be just like his apparently dead father (Yuen Biao).  He has serious physical potential, and his mother (Cecilia Yip) trains him when he’s not out causing trouble with his friends.  There is also a pseudo-fascist dictator to be overthrown in the form of Combat 21 (Roy Cheung), who has turned Kong’s father into one of his henchmen.  Policeman Dark (Sammo Hung) somehow gets mixed up in all this, despite having a premonition of his own impending death.

Up, up and awaaaay!! 

When Kong’s mother gives him the dire warning not to use his “power moves” in public, the game is finally up: Avenging Fist is simply an updated kung fu picture using many of the same plot devices as so many 70s actioners.  The shiny new coat of CGI simply isn’t enough to disguise the more corny moments and tired storytelling.  The action scenes are particularly poor, with lots of motion-blur and special effects added in.  With no human element to the fight sequences, it’s damn near impossible to engage with them.

I quite liked Andrew Lau’s other CGI-driven movies, but this one leaves me cold.  While it is to be congratulated on trying something new, the results are paradoxically over familiar and this is one movie that must simply be labelled as a failed experiment and forgotten about.

Fatal Move (2008) May 20, 2008

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Director: Dennis Law  Cast: Simon Yam; Sammo Hung; Wu Jing; Danny Lee  Territory: Hong Kong  Production Company: China Star Entertainment Group 

Fatal Move is the latest Hong Kong action/triad movie (though with more “triad” than “action”) focussing on the relationships between gangsters, and one particular cell’s dealings with the law and other rival gangs.  Veteran action star Sammo Hung comes off an acting career highlight with SPL to play the Big Brother alongside Simon Yam’s deeply flawed Lin Ho Tung and young contender Lok Tin Hung (Wu Jing).

Yes, all three were involved in SPL, and this movie was originally conceived as a prequel to that film.  When this became unfeasible, a whole new story was written, but hoping for similar success.   Well, there’s one thing that will be making the US distributors rub their hands with glee – this movie already has its dumb two-word US title.  No high-falutin’ philosophical gobbledegook about heavenly bodies interacting with each other requiring a tricky 30 second explanation that would make your average action film fan reach for the eject button and his Van Damme collection.  That’s unless they decide to call it Kill Zone 2, that is.

The early word on this film was that it was mediocre.  Well, let me say categorically that it isn’t – Fatal Move is, in fact, bloody awful.  The central core, acting-wise, isn’t too bad.  Simon Yam plays a gangster prone to sentimentality and has a pretty sizeable gambling problem, Sammo Hung is getting good at his new lease of life as a Triad boss, and Wu Jing still flips about like a young Yuen Biao with a Manga hairstyle. 

The troubles quickly become apparent when Wu Jing starts hacking away at his foes with a sword.  It promises to be another great Wu Jing action showcase, but for some reason these huge gouts of CGI blood start pumping out all over the screen.  It’s true what they say: if you can tell it’s a CGI shot, then it’s not a good CGI shot - and frankly, these are terrible CGI shots.  Worse, it continues this style all of the way through the movie.  It’s strange, Hong Kong mastered the blood squib back in the late 60’s (see Chang Cheh’s Have Sword Will Travel for how cinematic sword wounds should look) but these pathetic efforts wouldn’t fool a seven-year-old child.  Undaunted, I continued, only to find the plot convoluted, contrived and, worst of all, extremely dull.  I’d lost all interest by the hour mark (barely halfway through the movie, I might add) and the film just gets increasingly irritating after that.  It’s all about double-crossings, betrayal etc, but not done with an ounce of flair, and the plot lapses into incoherence on a number of occasions.

FATAL MOVE's executives pay the price for creating a poor movie. 

It’s a mark of desperation when, near the end, two characters duel seemingly just for the sake of it.  Certainly there was no brooding antagonism or sign of unrest among the couple that I could see (although I was nodding off at this point) – one just says to the other that he didn’t see the other as the leader and they’re off.  It’s like a tacked-on scene that movie executives add on when a production runs into trouble.  It is, however, a great addition (CGI blood aside), and if more of these fight scenes were included it might have made the film half entertaining.

Don’t rush into Fatal Move expecting the new SPL.  In fact, don’t rush into it at all.  Don’t walk, either.  Give it a wide birth and pretend it never happened.  You’ll only be disappointed if you don’t.

Lam Suet-o-meter: Low.  He plays an assistant to Inspector Liu (Danny Lee – who I had actually forgot was in the film, that’s how much of an impression he made).  He’s about to be redeployed in the force.  Think of him counting down the days to his retirement and you’ll understand where the character’s heading.

PTU (2003) May 18, 2008

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Director: Johnnie To  Cast: Simon Yam; Lam Suet; Ruby Wong  Territory: Hong Kong  Production Company: Milkyway Image Ltd

When Sergeant Lo (Lam Suet) loses his police pistol after a scuffle with a bunch of TsimShaTsui hoodlums one night, Sergeant Ho (Simon Yam) puts a self-imposed deadline on finding the weapon.  Fearing its use in gang warfare, Ho’s team scramble to recover the weapon before dawn, or they will be forced to report the loss to their superiors.  When the main suspect turns up murdered, escalating violence between rival gangs becomes inevitable.

Set over one night in TsimShaTsui, PTU (it stands for Police Tactical Unit, by the way) is one of those films that is irresistible to fans of ticking-clock thrillers that feel they’re moving in real time (even though they’re not). 

The film is imbued with some very black comedy, sometimes making it feel like a Hong Kong version of After Hours, what with the urban night-time setting, bizarre events and all.  One scene at the start perfectly sets up the tone and establishes the pecking order in the film’s society: lead thug Ponytail (Frank Liu) and his gang enter a cafe and sit at their preferred table, displacing a lone eater who was already there.  In comes the hated sergeant Lo and chooses the same table, displacing Ponytail and his gang and making them sit elsewhere.

A bad night in TsimShaTsui! 

However, at heart PTU is a cop procedure thriller more in line with other Milky Way films such as Eye in the Sky and To’s own Breaking News.  Where this film differs, though, is in the intricate plotting – sometimes making the film extremely hard to follow.  There are several threads to the story, and if you’re not paying attention, you’re going to get lost – and that’s guaranteed.  Several times, something happens or is discussed and seems inconsequential – only to end up being crucial to the film’s outcome. 

Even though this film runs below 90 minutes, there does seem some flabbiness in the middle section, and one scene, where Ho’s unit progress stealthily up a staircase, is excruciatingly slow.  PTU’s film score consists entirely of what sounds like 80’s guitar power-rock solos – and not very good ones at that.  Given To’s previous works, where the music is entirely fitting and tasteful, this seems an entirely bizarre choice.  Nevertheless, the urban locations are atmospheric and TsimShaTsui becomes a character in itself, with its strangely deserted streets and shuttered businesses.  I’ve no idea what the district is like these days, but it was always said that it was not the kind of area tourists were recommended to be in after darkness, and this comes across very well in the film, and looks akin to the seedier, grittier areas of New York as shown in US productions.

Despite a good audition, Lam Suet fails to win the lead in MAD DETECTIVE 

PTU is clever, but I feel it’s perhaps too clever for its own good.  There are some characters that seem superfluous, such as Maggie Shaw’s Sergeant Kat, and the pace is at times too slow.  But if you’re prepared to concentrate hard there’s certainly a very intelligent film in here.

Lam Suet-o-meter: High.  He’s second lead, slightly behind Simon Yam.  In fact, he probably grabs more screen time in this than anything else I’ve seen him in.  And that’s a lot of films…

Mad Detective (2007) April 14, 2008

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Director: Johnnie To; Wai Ka-Fai  Cast: Lau Ching-Wan; Andy On; Gordon Lam; Karen Lee  Territory: Hong Kong  Production Company: Milky Way Image Ltd

Eccentric but brilliant police detective Bun (Lau Ching-Wan) is expelled from the force when, upon his chief’s retirement, he impassively cuts off his own ear as a leaving present.  But when a series of murders and robberies involving a stolen police handgun becomes too difficult to solve, Inspector Ho (Andy On) persuades Bun to return and give his insight into the case.  What Bun finds is that the crimes are related, and that the killer has seven personalities that Bun can see as separate individuals.

The English language title hints at a madcap comedy, especially given the track record of Lau Ching-Wan.  I haven’t really seen any of the Johnnie To/Wai Ka-Fai collaborations (I switched off the awful My Left Eye Sees Ghosts after about twenty minutes of “comic” screaming) but Mad Detective is definitely not a comedy and Lau Ching Wan is definitely not comic in this role.  Indeed, at times, he looks like he’s never done comedy in his life.

Look out, lady, it's loaded!

Mad Detective is at the outset another detective story, albeit one that feels less noir-ish than has become fashionable.  We see Bun solve a case by being thrown down a series of staircases while locked in a suitcase, then his apparent breakdown at his superior’s retirement party.  Then we see two police officers trying to capture a thief.  After that, it starts to get a little difficult.  Well, to be honest, things simply stop making sense.

I don’t want to give too much away and spoil the “gimmick” of the film too much, but Bun has a couple of really remarkable and original abilities.  The foremost is the ability to see facets of people’s personalities as separate entities, all with their own appearance (and not necessarily the same sex as the host).  This is extremely confusing at first, but when the penny drops, it’s quite an exciting idea.  Bun comes into contact with Chi-Wai, who has no less than seven different “facets” of his personality, and watching some of them interact with the host is interesting – for example his decision making is a bossy, confident woman, while his cowardice is a fat, nervous man (Lam Suet – Hong Kong’s Mr Prolific!).  The avatar Bun sees depends on what the host is feeling.  Bun also seems to be able to gain supernatural insights into the case through near-death experiences, which further clarifies what’s going on. 

'Erm, have you ever seen Enter the Dragon?' 

I’ve written before about mystery thrillers sometimes being a one-shot deal (see The Detective), but Mad Detective has so much more going for it, as well as a thought-provoking ending, that I’m sure this will stand the test of time.  Indeed, it’s one of those films you want to watch again straight away so you can watch out for things you might have missed first time and with the benefit of knowledge you didn’t have on the first viewing. 

Mad Detective is accessible and unpretentious, exciting and fresh.  The roles are all very well acted, but Lau in particular is outstanding as the titular detective.  I have to say I’ve not seen him in anything other than comedy (and usually pretty broad comedy at that), and so was a little surprised at how well he pulled it off.  The direction is great and Johnny To in particular seems to be on fire at the moment.  If you’re after something unusual and a little challenging, this is a must-see – and a great example, along with To’s last (complete) film, Exiled, of what Hong Kong is capable of.  I’m pretty excited right now…

Lam Suet-o-meter: Low.  “What, you want me to play someone’s cowardice?  Hmm, OK”.  Probably not one for his Hollywood resumé when he can take five minutes away from being in every Hong Kong film to write it.

Dark Water (2002) April 8, 2008

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Director: Hideo Nakata  Cast: Hitomi Kuroki; Rio Kanno; Shigemitsu Ogi  Territory: Japan  Production Company: Honogurai mizu no soko kara

A bitter custody battle is being fought by Yoshimi (Hitomi Kuroki) against her husband for their six year old daughter Ikuko (Rio Kanno).  Her ex-husband is playing dirty, using tales of Yoshimi’s previous psychological problems to discredit her.  Rattled, Yoshimi rents a new apartment for herself and Ikuko and tries to get her life back on track with a new job.  But the apartment is old and the ceiling leaks – not to mention noisy, as a child’s footsteps can often be heard from the room above.  Yoshimi starts to feel uneasy when a girl’s red bag is found and can’t seem to be thrown away, and then she starts seeing a small child upstairs matching the description of a missing girl…

From the director of Ring, which was probably most casual viewers’ first exposure to Asian horror films, Dark Water continues in a similar spooky style which seems to be everywhere nowadays.

Don't feel bad, love, we all have accidents... 

Shunning special effects and gore, the film instead relies on making the mundane seem menacing through implication, music and reaction shots.  Which, let’s face it, could easily fall flat on its arse.   Dark Water doesn’t quite fall on its arse, but after seeing it I’m not entirely sure why.  The imagery seems a little over-used – creepy silent kids and things seen out of the corner of the eye being the order of the day.  The red bag that continually turns up to alarm Yoshimi could seem laughable if not handled properly, as can the mounting menace of a water stain on the ceiling.  But, to give the film its due, it never does, and a decent sense of quiet menace continues nicely throughout the film.

Right, that's it!  Straight to bed without supper!

It’s just that the whole mystery of the film is rather easy to figure out, and by about the halfway mark, you’re well ahead of the game.  This is the film’s most disappointing quality, as it is a very watchable experience.  The film is very ably acted, and particular mention must go to the performance of Rio Kanno as the six year old Ikuko who spent the majority of the film soaking wet, which couldn’t have been too pleasant.

Although Dark Water is a pleasantly creepy way to pass the time, I really don’t think it has the legs to stand up to repeated viewings.  But if you’ve never seen it, it’s well worth the price of the rental.

The Detective (2007) January 19, 2008

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Director: Oxide Pang  Cast: Aaron Kwok; Liu Kai-Chi; Shing Fui-On  Territory: Hong Kong  Production Company: Sil-Metropol Organization

Tam (Aaron Kwok) is a mediocre detective in the heart of the Chinese community in Thailand.  One day, drinking buddy Lung (Shing Fui-On) turns up to his office and hands him a photograph of a beautiful woman and a wad of cash.  Lung claims the woman is following him and will kill him over a matter that “is nothing to do with me”.  Tam suspects that Lung is using him as an introduction agency and just wants to know where the beauty lives, but then people surrounding the woman start to die.  Most look like suicides, but Tam is sure they are connected and believes foul play is involved.  His friend, police officer Chak (Liu Kai-Chi) indulges Tam for a while, but eventually grows exasperated by his insistence that there’s more to the deaths than meet the eye.

Aaron Kwok

Detective is a decent gumshoe tale told in the gritty, noir-ish style that is so popular in Hong Kong these days.  Aaron Kwok is one of the few pop-stars-turned-actors I can watch, as he does tend to have some ability and doesn’t seem obsessed with looking pretty all the time.  He shares a lot of screen time with Liu Kai-Chi, who is carving a nice career as a character actor, and the two have some very tangible onscreen chemistry.  The film is also helped by the Thai locations, which give it a very different visual feel from the current crop of Hong Kong Noir thrillers.  The supporting cast is excellent throughout (Wayne Lai pops up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-him role, and Shing Fui-On is creepy as hell as Lung) and the direction is solid.  Unfortunately, the film can also be seen as one big advertisement for a certain brand of telephone/camera manufacturer, but I’ve said my piece on product placement elsewhere here and I’m determined not to repeat myself.

What?  This is a plot device, NOT product placement!

As you have probably gathered, not everything is as it seems and the mystery is fairly compelling.  It does get uncomfortably complicated than is strictly necessary at times, though, and there is a little too much padding to the story for my liking.  But you do want to get to the bottom of it all and the fact that the answers don’t come easily enhances the mystery. 

Detective is not so much a “whodunit” as a “what-did-they-do”, and is definitely worth seeing.  I have a sneaking suspicion that once you’ve been shown all the answers you won’t want to come back to it, but it’s certainly worth the price of a rental.

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